I don’t think Cucker Tarlson has got what it takes to be a bottom, certainly not the power-bottom he thinks he is. How could anybody even try to top that ass? any perceived puns are purely unintentional s/
Even Tucker Carlson is getting fed up with this shit, and that man is a moral toilet
So that explains why his cheeks are always so flushed?!
edited to add even more cheap shots
