Frontier: if you don't buy your router, we'll charge you a rental fee; if you DO buy your router, we'll charge you a "support" fee

[Slant]

This reminds me, once again, of that old SNL spoof commercial:

[queue soft music w/ serene landscape image, then bring up words on the screen]

Fuck You!

Because, we can.

Sincerely, the Phone Company