FTC complaint filed against lingerie retailer Adore Me for deceptive marketing practices

But…but…but, like Jeff says they’re trying so hard, can’t you cut them a little slack?

I’m reminded of the time I was robbing a guy at knifepoint. Near the end of our otherwise amicable transaction he looked at my face so I cut him. We both agreed that it was unnecessary and that next time I’d definitely communicate better my wish to remain anonymous or take that extra step and wear a mask.

So, we both learned something from each other and I think that should count for something, don’t you?

I even offered him a discount subscription to my knifing robbery, just 5$ a month, but he declined. I signed him up anyway since I had in fact taken his wallet.

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