Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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No mention of this documentary will be allowed on the new! better! free-speechier! Twitter.

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Narrator: It wasn’t

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To be fair he just stole that definition from America’s greatest inventor: Thomas Edison.

That’s why he bought Tesla…

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It’s no coincidence that Musk graduated from Wharton at UPENN; not MIT or Stanford. He fits right in with fellow alums Donald Trump and Michael Milken.

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the idiocy of the subway under New Orleans “idea” isn’t that it would flood in extreme weather, it’s that it would be permanently underwater (literally and figuratively). The construction of an underwater subway in loose sediment would be insane, and with that level of money and engineering we could stop the coastal erosion that is destroying south Louisiana and build functional mass transportation

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awkward schitts creek GIF by CBC

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Update: Down $126 BILLION at close today.

  • EV maker’s shares down 23% since Musk unveiled Twitter stake

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Kind of amazing that in an economic system where everything is subordinated to the goal of maximizing shareholder value, “rich man is a dingus” is a problem nobody was ready for.

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They weren’t bots being deleted.

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parks and recreation wtf GIF by HULU

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He didn’t copy that one from Bill Gates?

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according to reuters, the twitter buyout is based in part on tesla’s value. no doubt part of why investors are unhappy

What is more, Musk has agreed to take out a risky $12.5 billion margin loan, secured against his stock of Tesla Inc, the electric-car maker that he leads, to pay for some of the $33.5 billion equity check. Were Tesla’s stock to drop by 40%, he would have to repay that loan, a regulatory filing shows

https://www.reuters.com/article/twitter-m-a-musk-financing-idCAKCN2ME0LX

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