Two maybe-too-great-to-be-true stories I got from Disneyland employees I know:
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An attendant for the Indiana Jones ride decided he was ready to quit. On his way out from his last shift, the khaki-clad gentleman took a detour through the nearby Aladdin Storytime Theater show. When the show was just starting to open with its traditional “genie coming out of the lamp” routine, he leapt onstage and grabbed the lamp, declared “THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!” and ran off.
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On slow days amorous young couples are known to favor the “It’s a Small World” ride as a place to make out, oblivious to the hidden cameras throughout the ride. One day some ride operators noticed a girl fellating her boyfriend in an otherwise-empty boat. Naturally, the ride operators started placing bets on whether she was a spitter or a swallower. After finishing she began to lean over the side of the boat as if to spit, whereupon one of the operators who bet on “swallow” grabbed the intercom mic and announced “PLEASE DO NOT SPIT OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOATS.”
