Gadget to move a USB port to the front of an iMac

Being a musician, I use them because they are the best system for my needs, but I absolutely hate Apple’s design philosophy.

I honestly don’t care if my laptop is 3" thick and 14lbs, as long as I know it will survive getting dropped from the stage onto a concrete floor.

For a desktop machine, size and shape don’t matter at all. As long as it’s smaller than the desk it’s being put on, it’s fine. I’d much rather have accessible ports and a case that can be opened in case I ever want to actually upgrade the damned thing.