I wish, I love bulgogi!
I have two 8 port hubs and one 10 port hub…so 26 ports, plus one on the back left over from the 3 hubs plugging in, i don’t chain any of my hubs, so 27 ports in total.
my typical usb usage:
- high end wax phaser printer (for professional work)
- ink jet printer (for quick prints)
- cannon flatbed scanner
- digital camera
- apple wired keyboard
- ipad
- iphone
- mobee wireless apple magic mouse charger (i hate throwing away or swapping out batteries)
- mobee apple magic trackpad usb charger (i hate throwing away or swapping out batteries)
- wacom tablet (small, on desk)
- wacom tablet (large, pull out tray under desk)
- 2tb external drive
- 2tb external drive
- 4tb external drive
- 4tb external drive
- ultra high speed 64gb flash drive for scratch disk memory intensive apps like photoshop and illustrator
- voip usb phone so i can use the headset with voip or skype calls when talking with clients, which dramatically improves call clarity and keeps the call somewhat more private (i’m thinking about switching to a bluetooth headset soon though)
(sometimes my zagfolio is charging)
(sometimes I have some of the huge number of regular 64gb usb metal flash memory sticks plugged in, for transferring large amounts of data to clients)
(sometimes I use my high end usb sound input/output device for recording because it can handle multiple channels.)
i also have a NAS storage on top of my local usb storage. 
oh and the usb drive that has all my virtual machines for running other OS from Parallels or VMWare.
occasionally I’ll have another device or two plugged in as well and am probably forgetting one or two from my list.
(despite all that I actually keep my standing desk fairly clean, the shelves next to my desk have the scanners, and printers, and external drives, and camera, just in case you were horrified by this list…lol)
