Anyone remember the wizard command back in the MUD/MUSH days:
@toad
Command: @toad[/<switches>] <victim>[=<recipient>]
Turns the victim into an object (a slimy toad) and disconnects them from
the game. The named recipient (or the @toading wizard) get ownership of
all the victim's things, rooms, and exits, as well as of the toad object
itself.
The following switches are available:
/no_chown - Don't change the ownership of the victim or his objects.
See also: @boot, @chownall, @destroy.