Yeah, my fantasy is that the good guys win – say, Annalee Newitz convinces her new bosses at Conde Nast to pick up io9 and Gizmodo (and her first move is to hire Dennis Merseau!); Tyler Rogoway finds a good home for Foxtrot Alpha; Jez gets picked up by The Atlantic; etc. – and the Chicago White Sox host a Kinja Demolition Night where reams of dense javascript printouts get blown sky high (just for flavor, hold it on June 13, when the Tigers are in town; -) and, following a string of John McAfee-calibre adventures, Nick winds up being sentenced to 10 years as a cabana boy in the Caymans.
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