It’s just the worst law.
Sure, let’s let restaurants kick couples out if they aren’t wearing wedding rings. Sinful! Legally protected!
Want to get a hotel room? Marriage license, please. Can’t prove you’re married? Probably living in sin – get lost, heathens!
I can’t let you two guys rent a car together… you might use it for gay purposes. You aren’t gay? Sorry, my word goes. You look gay, and that’s what matters.
Oh, sorry, we forgot to tell you that we removed your “husband” from your life insurance. At our company we don’t support that sort of thing.
