Gentleman jumps from balcony with parachute he bought online as wife and kid cry

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@futnuh

You’d also need a safe and some serious MMA skills to think that (i) the parachute would still be under your desk when the time came, and (ii) you’d make it to the ledge without a fight.

A good reason to make them standard equipment like life preservers on a boat.