Gentleman spikes co-workers' drinks with LSD because they were "too uptight"

What a fucking, irresponsible idiot. Cue the HUGE FUCKING MORAL PANIC over psychedelics which we spent decades trying to counter with truth and information.

And while we’re on the subject…

This is how I defuse my co-worker’s negative energy: I sneak my Yanni cassette into the muzak machine in the IT storage room. Bam! Problem solved. Everyone is happy, and workplace productivity skyrockets. Then I invite them to trip in the park with me on the weekend.

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I think they can ease an acid trip’s more severe penchant for severe negative spiraling with a shot of Haldol. I had a friend who was hospitalized for a bad trip and said the Haldol nearly brought him back to baseline.

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