German Jingle Bells

Oh fuck!
I first heard of Unheilig, this fecal impaction of an Ersatz Sprockets/TOOL through a legal threat I received.

Somebody supposedly file-shared an album of this crap using my WLAN.
The Berlin rightsholders immoral lawyers got Germany’s only “music” industry friendly(!) court, Landgericht Koeln, to ask my shit-ISP Telecom to disclose my name and address, which they did willingly, as a supposed match to the IP address they supplied, and sent me an Abmahnung for 5001 Euros.
Of course I was to pay their exaggerated legal cost of about a thousand bucks per mass mailing form letter I received.
After the headache of dealing with them, now, three years later, I owe them 600 Euros. I will owe those for as long as possible. I rather pay my lawyers than theirs.

No, I don’t want to touch your monkey!

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