Trump replies:
“Of course I wrote The Art of the Deal, because that’s what I do. I write books. I’m the best book writer that you’ve ever seen, because I write the best books that you’ve ever seen. Hemingway? He’s got nothin on me. Steinbeck? Nothin. And Tony Schwarz? He was havin a bad spell and I felt sorry for him, so I let him put his name on my book. MY book. Look. Why do you think my name is first on the cover? Because it’s my book. A book about deals. And art. And I make the best deals and the best art that anyone’s ever seen. Vote for me.”
(This is, of course, parody, because Trump would not know who either Hemingway or Steinbeck are.)
