Gilbert Gottfried dead at 67

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I mean Jared Kushner got a GG voiceover. How cool is that?

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Gilbert Gottfried meets God at the Pearly Gates. God says “Hey, tell Me a joke!”

After about 20 minutes, God asks him, nonplussed, “So, what’s your act called?”

(Of course Gilbert Gottfried gets the gig. Gottfried = God’s Protection/Peace/Joy)

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My only regret is that BB forums give me but one heart to press on for you. Take care, and take one day at a time.

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Stay strong, mate.

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I´m sorry mate.

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It was inevitable.

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Day Of The Dead Skull GIF by Shining Light Dolls

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Incredible. That should definitely be bumped to the front page.

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Heaven just got a whole lot louder.

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He’s been an occasional panelist on NPR on Wait Wait Don’t tell me for the last decade or so.

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Thanks, I needed that deep a laugh.

You Fool!

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He’s been showing up semi-regularly on Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me on NPR lately…

@snigs Jinx!

coca cola coke GIF by The Coca-Cola Company

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For some reason, I heard this bit by Gottfried years ago and it stuck with me.

I hate tea. Tea is just a little bag of dirt.

“Waiter, there is a bag of dirt in my hot water! And it’s peeing all over it!”

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Oh dear. This is why I don’t read the news any more. It all just depresses me further. Another good man gone down. Why? I don’t know why.

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Yeah. Him and Sam Kinison. And the angels are rolling in the aisles.

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That is a wonderful photo. I think I just found a new desktop wallpaper…

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