Okay I will be that guy.
YOU TOO CAN BUY THIS PLASTIC STOOL FOR $100USD! IF YOU ACT NOW YOU CAN GET $40 OFF THIS PLASTIC STOOL. YOU CAN BE THE PROUD OWNER OF THIS PLASTIC STOOL FOR $60USD!
PLASTIC STOOL. $60
Okay I will be that guy.
YOU TOO CAN BUY THIS PLASTIC STOOL FOR $100USD! IF YOU ACT NOW YOU CAN GET $40 OFF THIS PLASTIC STOOL. YOU CAN BE THE PROUD OWNER OF THIS PLASTIC STOOL FOR $60USD!
PLASTIC STOOL. $60