Don’t you(all) have terminals in which to type: w3m https://news.google.com ? or, instead of w3m: lynx, links2, elinks. Or straight out of emacs with eww (“best” terminal browsers currently) Sure ya do! boingboing visitors are mostly jolly ooold nerds, aren’t you? (“Well, ‘oold’ if not ‘ooold’”)
Perhaps what’s wanting is a firefox add-on to open a tab with the output run of lynx … s’gotta be a way.