[in a twangy Texas accent:]
Why son, those are as common as cornbread out here. Git gussied up or not, git a passel of friends and head off to the reception, funeral, anniversary, party, night out or what have you, and you can git snot-flingin’ drunk in style. Or pack up yer family for a good Christian wedding in style.
/TexasTwang
Seriously, I see these about once a week out here, there’s a wedding venue less than a mile from our place. White or black stretch Hummers. Nuthin’ sez classy like one of them.
Plus, you’re supporting the petroleum industry, which as you know in Texas is A Big Big Deal.
