Of course. Clearly, though, this one does have the facility to enter free text. How else to explain the space wasting “please” in there … or the presence of “please spit in it too” as a selectable phrase at all?
I happily admit to a degree of editorialising 
But it seems to me that that basically is what Mays is suggesting happened.
On the other hand, I wasn’t there either, so I also don’t know. And while Mays was there, he also doesn’t know what happened outside the narrow bubble around his experience at the table.
What story? We haven’t heard from the server, except second hand through Mays (“she denied writing it”) via editorialising (“she tried weaselling out”) by Carla?
This is very true.
That’s a cultural reference to ‘Fawlty Towers’, not a serious suggestion that you eat a rat
