You know, most M&S customers have problems extracting the oil of the stone in a culinary setting; that common Holiday Blunder where you attempt to produce a flaming gout of oil over a table lamp and cook the goose in 7 minutes flat can go wrong any number of ways. From cracking the nut unevenly into uncontrolled incendiary spray, to your hand going slack in minute 6; or from over-jostling the prey or gluten sausage balanced on the knife hand!
These Pack Avacadoes are no such amateur progeny of Juggalo Chefery. As with the athletic Shepherd Dogs, show the bent ‘come at me bro’ sign on first weaning or unwrap. Don’t overtrain them with too many whistle cues or waits longer than 10 minutes! Cue them where the Omega-248s need to go, apply the flint or torch, and watch that blockbuster go to work on your heat-resistant platter while slicing the Omega-3s into your dressing bottle or other overcomplicated holiday apparatus.
Stable avacado packs can be as small as 4 in well-connected areas, but often M&S will have a pack of 12-17 with some curly-robed mongrels in. Enjoy!
