Even then. I’m not hurting anyone, after all. I keep my drag-racing gravel truck in a locked garage and only drag race through simulated school zones. But I would hate to be associated with those criminals who drag race their gravel trucks through real school zones. And I might begin to suspect that the drag-racing gravel truck manufacturers don’t have my best interest at heart, after all. Especially when my toddler begs me for the latest mini-gravel truck drag racer, marketed specifically to his demographic.
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