Which is funny, because just last week, I had several officers break down my door and ransack my home without a warrant or probable cause. They seemed a little nervous about the whole thing, so I reminded them that they could always taze my family or shoot my dog if it made them more comfortable. Once they had finished (turns out they were looking for the apartment next door- We all had a good laugh over that), I made sure to send a thank you note to the local PD reminding them that next time, it may be more efficient to either use stun grenades, or just open fire as soon as they enter the room.
After all, we must all do our part in keeping America safe.
