Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face […] Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
Just the fluoridation “plot” is hilarious enough to star it´s own movie, in conjunction with the other it creates a critical mass of pure, enriched, high yield comedy.
