Have a happy one, Mindy! I don’t know how you’ve managed to keep your looks together so well at such an advanced age, but it’s plain to all who have read your wise words hereabouts that you won’t see the low side of 137 again. So either you still haven’t stopped bathing in the blood of virgins, or you have a hideously wizened and increasingly haggard portrait stashed up in your attic, or…
Or you’re just one of the wiser kids I’ve met. Hmm. No, I won’t guess. Not without a peek into your attic and bathtub.
