My fellow Americans…there is but one way to eat a dog that is hot, and that is without your Godless condiments, without your Commie ketchup or Liberal mustard. Eat that processed animal flesh the way that the Founding Fathers intended us to - naked and in amounts that would make an average human being physically ill
I thought it was a beverage.
I got your four food groups:
Where milk is plentiful, gov’mint cheese is real, somewhat unaged cheese rather than processed-cheese-food-product.
Domintomatrix!
Do you really want to get into a black pudding throwdown?
Walk. Away.
Going for a walk now.
Those SoCal fruit cleanses aren’t joking around!
Wait til you see this!
Pineapple and pizza have belonged together since the very beginning! Next you’ll be telling me that popcorn in movie theaters is weird.
Pineapple & anchovy pizza FTW.
Nope, those things are objectively terrible, though plenty of misguided souls seek them out. But ketchup is great on a hot dog. Go to any weiner stand in any ballpark worthy of the name. The ketchup jug is no smaller than the mustard one.
To be fair, they also sell french fries at the ball park.
does this mean the mayo jug is as large as the two others?
One would hope!