🍅 Hate the Chef, love the Condiments 🌭





Do you really want to get into a black pudding throwdown?

Walk. Away.


Going for a walk now.



Those SoCal fruit cleanses aren’t joking around!

:game_die: Would You LIKE to Play a Game? :video_game:

Wait til you see this!


Pineapple and pizza have belonged together since the very beginning! Next you’ll be telling me that popcorn in movie theaters is weird.


Pineapple & anchovy pizza FTW.


Nope, those things are objectively terrible, though plenty of misguided souls seek them out. But ketchup is great on a hot dog. Go to any weiner stand in any ballpark worthy of the name. The ketchup jug is no smaller than the mustard one.


To be fair, they also sell french fries at the ball park.


does this mean the mayo jug is as large as the two others?


One would hope!


Pfft. There are maybe six wee mayo packets (expired months ago) hidden behind the ketchup jug for youse people.


I’d given you a like except…anchovies. Blech!

Oh, hell. Who am I kidding? I give likes to everyone for a lot less.


We always have pineapple with pepperoni! Yum.


Black olive, pineapple is BEST pizza. :rage:


Now that’s a diet I could get behind!


I want some of this. I forgot I wanted it last time I was in London.


The sliced Black olives on pizzas are not natural.

There. I said it