Have you texted your textdoor neighbor?

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@cjporkchop

I have a somewhat-common first name and a very common last name.

Many collection agencies seem unable to grasp the idea that more than one person can have the same first and last names, even though we have different DOBs and SSNs.

I have a fairly uncommon last name, but once (a long while back) I was contacted several times by a Blockbuster Videos several states away (in a state that I’d only ever driven through once) who very much wanted me to pay for an overdue movie that I’d obviously not rented. I had to threaten legal action before they finally left me alone.