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There will be no coffee served at my wake, beer, wine, gin, whisky, etc… but no coffee.
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That would take MONTHS of planning. Significantly longer if you want to allow mourners to remember you in the form of a 12-year-old Scotch.
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With enough whisky, you won’t have to worry about mourners remembering anything at all.