Having fixed Twitter, Musk now eyeing Manchester United F.C.

I heard the dreaded Michael Knighton was interested in forming a consortium to buy them recently, but he backed out.

He’s white South African. He’ll rank them by the number of tries and conversions. Marcus Rashford will be transfer listed because he keeps kicking the ball under the bar, and for woke nonsense like making sure that kids get enough to eat.

Edit:
Added news source for the Michael Knighton story.

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