@hecep's Modusoperandi thread

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I’d leave a longer comment, but I went outside a while ago and it was kind of neat. I saw what I can only assume were actual people. One was a lady, I think. Then her boyfriend punched me really hard, like, full on right in my tummy. By the time I stopped crying and uncurled from the fetal position, she was gone.

Well, there’s your problem. You’re (legally) supposed to put on clothes before going outside.