A tradition that I can get behind!
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The Mocking of Billy B
The Dropping of Turkeys
The Derailing of Threads
What else is on the list?
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I am a god damn Renaissance Woman.
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“There wolf. There castle.”
“Why are you talking that way?”
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The Reminding That Canadian Thanksgiving Happened Six Weeks Ago.
(Happy late Thanksgiving, American friends. 
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… but was his poetry any good 
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they say people gobbled it up
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(Warning sad rambling story)
I had a shitty 12 months. 3 weeks after last Thanksgiving, my mother passed from a COPD related heart attack, age 77.
About 3 months ago my brother had a sudden stroke and passed at age 52 leaving behind a wife and 13 year old daughter.
This year Thanksgiving fell onto me to plan.
Catered, yay! I am thankful for that.
It went very well. Just me, my wife, my father and niece. The food was better than usual. We got to clear up a lot of junk on my Dad’s dining room table left by Mom and my Brother.
For all the crap my family went through, I am thankful we were together for this. That we were able to enjoy ourselves.
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Venus Flytrap: Les! Are you okay?
Les Nessman: I don’t know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered but, some of them tried to attack me! I tried to jam myself into a phone booth. Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.
Venus Flytrap: [to Andy] “Now” it gets strange.
Andy Travis: Yeah, right. Now, Les, c’mon now, tell us the rest.
Les Nessman: [dazed] I really don’t know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were… organized!
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And on that bombshell, ladies and gentleman… Happy Thanksgiving!
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I thought you wanted to?
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That sounds like a very rough time. I’m happy to hear that your get-together was a positive time for you all.
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I’m thankful for the sanity and dark humor of this board. I have only two sanctuaries left online that I care about, and this is one. 
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