High tech device allows men to breastfeed babies

I may be wrong but the shininess makes it look like hard plastic. I think silicone would be a better choice.

But how about an implanted one? A bag a father could get that can be filled from the outside with needle & syringe, connected by tubing to pores on the male nipple. Or even better, a breast implant that exudes hormones to make the male breast lactate.

I sense a business opportunity. “Fathers, get a pair of Lactaids today.”

I know; that trademark is taken.

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