Here are some scenes that suggest “so bad it’s good” without quite getting there.
Yes, but while those scenes are terrible and make no sense, the rest of the movie is substantially worse and somehow makes even less sense. There might be a single scene or two that are so bad they’re good, but they’re within a movie that’s just really bad. I’ve seen movies that weren’t consistent and I’ve seen movies that contradicted earlier films in the series but I’ve never seen a movie that was so egregious at both, simultaneously.
I could almost believe that my memories of the film were some sort of terrible fever dream, but my fever dreams tend to be more interesting.
