Hipsters wear hats at all, which makes them the most [adjective] hats by default.
I think we should encourage this, really. I always thought counterculture meant “dress how you like, let your freak flag fly, baby!” But lately it’s “…unless you want to wear crocs or toe shoes or a non-utilitarian hat or, God help you, a fedora, then we’re gonna call you names until you leave.”
I actually own a kilt, a very nice fedora, and toe shoes. They’ve been in the closet for a while, and I’ve never worn them together, but I kinda want to just to watch the Fashion Police’s heads explode.
