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“Weaponizing” a 12-egg carton:

  1. Remove the eggs.
  2. Cut off and discard the egg carton lid.
  3. Retain the dimpled portion of the carton.
  4. Glue one 3’-4’ long, 5/8"-1" diameter stick to the bottom of the dimpled carton. (Use adhesive appropriate for the carton and stick materials.)
  5. Verify that the adhesive has fully cured.
  6. Load eggs into the dimpled carton, handling the stick/carton assembly as one would a lacrosse stick, taking care that the eggs do not fall out.
  7. The assembly may now be used (in a fashion not unlike a lacrosse stick) to toss all 12 eggs simultaneously.

Note: If a lacrosse stick is available, simply load it up with eggs and use it per step 7.

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