How British journalists talk about people they're not allowed to talk about

My favorite example of a British headline about the “celebrity threesome” was The Guardian’s “The Injunction is Back.” I imagine some poor intern stayed up all night trying to fit “injunction” into a certain UK singer’s song titles, with the caveat that it couldn’t be too obvious. (“No, Carl, we can’t use Saturday Night’s All Right For Injunctions. Try again.”)