How F Scott Fitzgerald conjugated the verb "To cocktail"

Not, of course forgetting Dr. Dan Streetmentioner’s Time Traveler’s Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations, and the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional willan have on-cocktailen fore-when.

Plus respectful tip o’ the hat to Douglas Adams, of course.

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