How it is going for JD Vance in one screenshot

ok, ok, JD… stop me if you’ve heard this one:

gentleman walks into a furniture store to possibly make a purchase.
sales rep asks, “what is it you are looking for?”
gentleman replies, “i’m looking for some sexual furniture.”
sales rep, looking confused, says, “i think you mean sectional furnitire?”
to which our gentleman answers, “whatever… i just want an occasional piece in my living room.”

ok… i’ll just go now…

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