I read something similar to the fake text in a “Dear Penthouse” letters back in the mid 80’s. Again, it’s just masturbation even if a bit unusual. Of course if these fools started loudly yelling about being against masturbation and started proposing to make it illegal I really wouldn’t be that surprised. I suspect in JD’s case, it’s not the couch to which he’s objecting, but being seen as a less than manly for engaging in masturbation.
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