How many lentils does one Spotify play buy you?

Here I sit at 2am in Shinjuku giggling loudly. Nothing personal but in my experience and that of every musician I’ve known this simply isn’t true. It’s basically a Doctorowism, something that sounds truthy regarding a subject the writer has no actual knowledge of.

Yeah, that’s it…

Actually sometimes yes but one it passes the hobby stage, there’s always some aspect of work involved.