How Miss Teen USA's sextortionist got caught

No, it really isn’t. Lower Merion is an awful story, but they weren’t just crusin for titties. The official story is they were looking for drugs and alcohol, because War on Drugs.

The interesting part is that among the many thousands of photos taken in Lower Merion, no kids were ever getting laid, or even changing clothes - because no child pornography charges were ever filed, and we all know that’s a horrible crime nobody can ever get away with. Right?

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