How not to write satire

Gentrification and overpopulation are destroying Austin, Texas. Even as a 30yo white male, I can’t write much about these young, white, apolitical assholes who’ve overrun my home, simply because I can’t relate to them in the least. I can’t wait to see the mass exodus two or three years from now when the water runs out. (crossing fingers cause I love this land and I don’t want to see it in the hands of these obnoxious little shits 10 years from now)