A programmer dies and he wakes up on a cloud. An attendant tells him that here instead of programming actuarial calculations he can program video games with no deadlines using a programming language that is as clean and expressive as Python but as safe as Java. All of his changes will be saved from harm in Git.
“Um… I’m really sorry”, the programmer says, “I really appreciate how wonderful it is here in Heaven, but I can’t stand Git. I think I’d fit better in the other place”.
The attendant replies, “What makes you think you are in Heaven?! HAHAHAHAHA! Oh look you have an error to fix! MWAH HAHA”
The programmer stared without comprehension at the error:
“Git: unable to join threaded lstat.”
