How very sensible. What is the equivalent these days?
“This is Mary Jane. She has syphilis. Syphilis is God’s punishment because she is a cheap whore. She is going to hell. Here is her boyfriend. He is also going to hell. He has not got syphilis, but he is infected with base lust. The symptoms of lust include touching your privates. No, we aren’t going to show you a picture of your privates. But you can be treated with electric shock therapy. It will cost. It will be private unless all your names and addresses are leaked on the internet and used by blackmailers. Some people prefer to go in disguise and give a false name. This is useless as God is still watching. Remember kids: the only 100% effective cure is prayer and abstinence.”
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