How to make insects appetizing to Americans

Hmmm, just who might be squeamish about eating bugs?

Bloody insectoid invaders…
However, I suppose that the overly enthusiastic insect cuisine folks just might be reptilians… Then there are those aliens that like to cut up cows, so meat eaters probably aren’t to be trusted either. Vegans are likely fully illuminated peaceful aliens, so perhaps I can trust them? But vegans don’t eat bacon, so can I really trust somebody who doesn’t like bacon? I guess that I will just have to settle for fellow baco-vegetarians. But baco-vegetarians might be like me, and I know that I am a shifty mo-fo… I guess that I will just retreat to my cave now.