How to potty train your cat, according to jazz musician Charles Mingus

Looking at the picture of a cat pooping that accompanied the article, I idly daydreamed about a fictitious conversation between the cat and the photographer. Cat (to photog): “Do you want a full money shot or should I just scrunch up my face like I’m pinching one off?”. Photog (to cat): “Nah, Let’s go with a profile and a relaxed but serious face.” Cat (to photog): “How’s this?” Photog (to cat): “Great! Let’s do a tad more leg spread…perfect! Hold it…(click) Done!”.

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