Crime? Why, that’s not crime, it’s free-wheeling, laisse-faire, neo-liberal capitalism… it’s just the magic market doing its thing. These are FREE WHITE GOOD CHRISTIAN MEN exercising their GOD-GIVEN RIGHTS in the BEST COUNTRY GOD EVER GAVE THIS EARTH… (of course. I had to crib from Sean Hannity for this lovely bit of rhetoric, so you know it must be true…). It’s only unfair if you have affirmative action, which upends the true social order of those free white good christian men shitting all over the rest of us who had the misfortune to be born the wrong color, gender, religion, location, class, whatever… /s
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