How to walk in high heels

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How to walk in high heels by marence

  1. Start by standing on your tiptoes from age 3 or so whenever you dance. Dance a lot. Have lots of Barbies* and think high heels are the norm for women in fashion.
  2. Grow to have ginormous feet and long muscular legs, so a 3 inch heel looks like a kitten heel does on a size 6 foot. Dance in high heels a lot.
  3. Find that dancing in high heels brings more compliments than the sum of all other attributes. Do it even more.
  4. Develop terrible terrible osteoarthritis & loss of cartilage in the knees. Stop wearing heels because of pain.**
  5. Find yourself unable to dance with flats, and go back to dancing barefoot and on tiptoe, like a child.
  • Barbie was a fashion doll.
    **and doctors explaining how stupid I was to wear 3-6" heels for work and on the weekends too, and what damage it did.
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