He said he’d open it by the end of next week last month. But then a few weeks ago it should’ve been open this last week… and this week now it’s this weekend… I need some paper, a pen and a mayan calendar…
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“… and some, I assume, are open safes.”
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Rob’s safe should keep its door shut. It is the opposition safe.
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The safe is closed. GET OVER IT ALREADY!
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Let me just tell you, you know what’s important, millions of people agree with me when I say that if you would’ve looked on one of the other networks and all of the people that were calling in they’re saying, “We agree with Mr. Trump. We agree.” They’re very smart people.
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Well, they’re like smart people.
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At this point, no matter what the safe contains, I am afraid I will be plunged into depression when the safe is finally opened.
… unless it contains Trump’s and Pence’s long form birth certificates, showing that they were both born in Kenya to Kenyan citizens and were smuggled across the Mexican border as infants.
Please?
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For a fee, a rich relative overseas can have said documents available to you. I just need $2,000 and to make sure you’re serious i will also need your social security number.
Totally not a scam. It’s an alternative truth.
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So, um, Herr Drumpf isn’t the only one who hires folks to pee on stuff?
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Preposterous! There is no such thing.
It’s a simple logical contradiction - if it’s open, it’s not safe, and if it’s a safe therefore it’s not open. Q.E.F.D.
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True. Also, doors are a pernicious lie. There are only walls, and holes in walls.
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When is a door not a door?
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When it is a door a bull.
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Oh, the problems we’ve had storing peanut butter.
Sooner or later someone closes it, and then there’s such a mess.
(When we try to transport it, then it just gets confiscated by the DHS.)
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When they’re a member of a tribute band?
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When it’s in front of a mouse?
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