If Donald Trump ever talks to a real journalist, these are the questions he should answer

And he’s going to throw them in Guantanamo as enemy combatants for their hair jokes.

That’s the only population I’m excited about seeing Trump deliver on trains to death camps.

Journalists. The fucking sellouts.

But at least the TV anchors will look so photogenic with their heads on pigpoles.

It’s one of the few campaign promises that Trump has made that shows his hand… find the journalists who called him small handed and make them pay.

Well. They deserve it.

Oh does Orange Hitler not sound like such a fun story now? Does it not seem so human interesty and captivating now that you’re being flayed alive? A tiny orange fist slamming into a human face forever doesn’t sound so hot when it’s your face does it… does it?!

Maybe you shoulda done your jobs… rather than sell ads.

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